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usb game driverJuly 26, 2005
Boat FAQ
I recently went in on a used boat with Mark. This has inspired a lot of questions. I hope to clear some stuff up below:
Q -- You got a boat? What, you think you are big pimpin' now?
A -- If by "big pimpin'" you mean "splitting the cost of a 15 year old 17 foot boat'", then yes. I am "big pimpin'".
Q -- What happened to fuel-conscious Mike?
A -- Like everything in which I once (really) kept it real, this has gone by the wayside. I have a 4-Runner now too! To assuage my guilt, my Terra Pass is in the mail.
Q -- Dude. You know a sailboat is cooler, right?
A -- Yes.
Q -- Can you even waterski/wakeboard?
A -- Um, not really. Once I wakeboarded and caught some sick tiny air.
Q -- Can Sam go on it?
A -- Yes. We got a terribly cute life jacket for him, but he doesn't really like wearing it. After some fussiness, the boat seems to put him to sleep. But it seems to be more pain than it's worth right now.
Q -- Why?
A -- Lake Sammamish is *super* close to my house, and driving out to the middle of the lake and going swimming is one of the better parts of any week. Reminds me of my childhood in mountain lakes.
Q -- What does it look like?
A -- It's in the middle here. (I drove it to work today).
Q -- Sounds like fun! Can I come ride? Can I borrow it?
A -- It is. Yes! Maybe. I put a ridiculously anal set of instructions up here if the latter turns into a Yes!
Q -- Why are you so obsessed with this boat? Go to sleep.
A -- Becky?!? How did you get in here? What? Ok, how high?
Posted by Mike at July 26, 2005 10:16 PM
Comments
As always this is hilarous stuff. :)
Posted by: Mark Griffith at August 11, 2005 12:36 AM