Family Portrait
What I spent my lunch hour doing today...
I think that's our Christmas card this year.
July 25, 2007
March 27, 2007
All You Care To Eat
I like that -- a buffet where you aren't encouraged to eat all you possibly can, but only all you care to. Very post-modern.
November 13, 2006
The Painter of Light
I'm mostly posting this picture to make my friend Nels' eyes roll back in his head, but I'm sure there are other ID art snobs out there too.
Me, I think Kinkade keeps it real. I mean, any artist who has his own store in the Boise mall and a globally recognizable nickname must be doing something right. Right? Ah, who am I kidding...
My favorite part is the three exclamation points!!!
October 16, 2006
The Big Show
IPhoto discovery. This is a summer picture of Sam enjoying the construction outside our house. He was at the window so long, Mom decided she would just move his couch out there.
August 17, 2006
Diaper Snakes on a Plane
My homage to the greatest film of our generation, opening tonight:
July 23, 2006
Camera Phone Fun
Shots that I thought were funny when I took them.
#1 I'm confused. What do you have there? And is that *all* you have?
#2 Passed out on milk
#3 Wha? No capital 'I'?
March 20, 2006
Non-Aspirin
I like the idea of branding yourself as "non-something" to communicate your desired similarity to that something. From here on out, please start referring to me as "non-Seth Green".
March 06, 2006
I Just Thought This Was Funny
Can anyone tell me what type of toy this is from?
March 01, 2006
Unity
In this world of dissention and sectarian violence, we all could use ray of hope. I bring you a true example of peace and understanding. This picture should be the official logo of skiier and snowboarder unity. If i was sure it didn't downplay the civil rights movement, I'd go ahead and break into a chorus of "We Shall Overcome" right now.
Taken at Schweitzer with my camera phone a couple of weeks ago. From left to right: Nels, Seth, Clay, Mike.
February 23, 2006
February 23rd
Any possible reason why St. Patrick's day cookies should be for sale today, 3+ weeks before green mashed potatoes make it to my dinner table?
December 01, 2005
Overkill
A couple of weeks ago, I got inspired to clean out the garage so we could at least park one of our cars in there. One side of our garage is covered with a pegboard, so I picked up a peg kit. Below is the results:
It turns out that we don't have enough tools to fill out the set, so I did things like hanging flashlights on the pegboard. Can you spot the other ridiculous items hanging on the pegboard?
November 22, 2005
Diaper Snake Redux
Crikey! The Diaper Snake has returned to seek its vengance. I have no idea how to rid our suburban yard of this vile beast, so I will say this and this only -- please have mercy on the residents of fair Weatherwood, Diaper Snake.
October 11, 2005
Yeti Fun
Got blogger's block? Post pictures! Nothing quite as funny as a guy in a Sasquatch costume climbing out of a luxury box. Well, there are a few funnier things I guess... but this will have to do.
September 28, 2005
After a Long Day of Chewing on Stuff...
The three pacifiers are our weak attempt to help him find one himself in the middle of the night. So far, no luck with that. We amped it up to 5 last night :)
September 21, 2005
Black Belt
I saw this T-Shirt the other day. Funny, but a true real-keeper wouldn't wear this, right?
I think not, but I am starting to get a little confused.
September 18, 2005
That is One Enterprising Canine
September 07, 2005
Safety First
I knew I shouldn't have gotten that extra life insurance policy. Like Becky needed any more reason to "accidentally" off me.
September 01, 2005
Tino Take 2
Even before I got around to it, my buddy Scott did some good photoshohp work with the Tino picture. I look sexy!
August 30, 2005
Scuba Diving Magazine - Not Keeping It Real
I saw the picture below in the BOI airport yesterday. It's sad really -- I used to really enjoy the quality journalism of Scuba Diving magazine. The excellent writing, the political outlook, the sophisticated analysis of all things undersea. But now, I've lost all respect for them.
If I were a scuba diver, I'm sure I'd be interested in Jessica Alba's new hobby -- not the picture on the cover (cough).
And now for my not-so-secret hidden agenda - Mentioning Jessica Alba = more page views.
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August 25, 2005
Tino
There is a hilarious article on The Sun about the worst album covers ever. I think this one is especially funny because my friends used to call me Tino in college. Hmm, I have a Lacoste shirt, perhaps I will have to reenact this picture soon. :)
August 16, 2005
Bob Macewan
I saw this picture on a bench in Seaside, OR. I think it speaks for itself.
July 30, 2005
Tourist Trap
Tourist traps are funny. In a lot of famous or scenic places I've been to, some of the coolness is checked by sad examples of capitalism run amok just out of the frame. My friend Clay likes to tell about the Egyptian Pyramids being overrun with fast food restaurants. Here is a (pretty funny) cardboard cutout right across the street from the famous Belgian statue Manneken Pis.
Er, I guess this one is ok, seeing as the original statue *is* of a boy taking a leak.
July 27, 2005
Roscoe Foster
This is my son Roscoe. He likes to drink beer and eat Saltines out on the porch. You never see Roscoe without his favorite "Wife Beater" tee. If Roscoe could grow a mullet, he would.
July 12, 2005
I Really Am That Immature
I haven't posted a lot lately, as I've been rather busy. But in case there is anyone listening (anyone?) -- here is a good one I took in Copenhagen a couple of years ago.
July 05, 2005
Driving In
This was a drive-in we ate at on the way thru Eastern ID a couple of weeks back. From the sign, I expected the resturant to have been around for a long time (like, say... when those signs were state of the art).
The Lost River Drive In opened for business in May 2005.
June 21, 2005
Craters of the Moon
As part of our Trip to Idaho, we drove thru Craters of the Moon National Monument. It was incredibly cool. I hope to go back soon when we have time to actually hike and check things out. This is a picture of a tree inside "Devil's Orchard".
June 08, 2005
The Herd Mentality
Wouldn't you like to know how *we* feel...
June 03, 2005
Reason #42 Why The SoccerMom Car Rules
Put anything you want on it. And 33 MPG. Yeah Boyeeee.
May 22, 2005
What are you doing this weekend? ...We might go check out the new outlet mall. Hm. Does that keep it real? Um... yeah.
May 10, 2005
Ahh, Kirkland...
May 02, 2005
I'm Crazy Foot Eye... Now Give Me Some Candy
April 25, 2005
Probably The Best Beer In Town
... Brought to you from Copenhagen, circa February 2004.
April 15, 2005
A Toast!
Sam wanted to share in the toast of Jen and Richard at their wedding in Portland last weekend.
April 01, 2005
April Fools
As a kid, I really liked April Fool's day so I'm starting early with Sam. He totally fell for this one...
There's no milk in there sucka! APRIL FOOLS!!!
March 24, 2005
Cheeto Toes
A couple of people have commented on Sammy's toes. He has what a friend of mine refers to as "Cheeto Toes". Mmmmmm.
March 16, 2005
Playing Catch
- Yes, I know Sam is wearing the same clothes in all the pictures. We do wash them, I swear.
- Somehow this pic got widespread attention on Flickr. It has 573 views. The little baller is famous.
- Again, this one was shot by our pal Yetta. Mad props to her.
March 14, 2005
Diaper Snake
<steve-irwin>
Here it is! I have captured the terrible diaper snake in it's native habitat, suburbia. I can finally die in peace.
</steve-irwin>
March 12, 2005
Knowing Your Audience
On the way to a hike up Mt. Si, Mark Griffith and I saw this truck. How 'bout that for a mission statement?
March 11, 2005
Your Mom Goes To College
My friend Tom doing a killer Kip impression.
March 09, 2005
Sleep For Boys
March 06, 2005
Baby Lojak
A friend of mine had a lark to start a business making Lojak devices for pets. Give him $20 a month and he'll make sure your pet doesn't disappear. While I still think this is a terrible idea, it may have some merit. Looks like someone has already done it for babies.
Update 3/8 -- ok. Found the pet thing too.
The nurses at Overlake Hospital are *very* careful not to mix up babies or let one get away. Right after Sam was born he got one of these on his right ankle and a ID tag on his left ankle and right wrist (Mom and Dad got matching ones). If somehow he gets out of a certain set of doors with the ankle device on, an outer set of doors goes into lockdown.
Other strange rules:
- You aren't allowed to hold a baby outside of one of the rooms. They must always be wheeled around in the hospital-provided bassinet.
- When a nurse brings your kid back from a checkup or his (cough) circumcision, they get real serious and say "Sir, please read me your ID number". I appreciate the double-checking, but I think we got sent home with wrong kid. This one looks like he's Caucasian.
- You have to count all feedings and diapers on a special chart. A general rule of thumb is 1 diaper the first day, 2 the second, and so on. Since Sam made 8 special treats for Mom and Dad yesterday, I think we are doing ok on this rule. :)
Baby Lojak
A friend of mine had a lark to start a business making Lojak devices for pets. Give him $20 a month and he'll make sure your pet doesn't disappear. While I still think this is a terrible idea, it may have some merit. Looks like someone has already done it for babies.
Update 3/8 -- ok. Found the pet thing too.
The nurses at Overlake Hospital are *very* careful not to mix up babies or let one get away. Right after Sam was born he got one of these on his right ankle and a ID tag on his left ankle and right wrist (Mom and Dad got matching ones). If somehow he gets out of a certain set of doors with the ankle device on, an outer set of doors goes into lockdown.
Other strange rules:
- You aren't allowed to hold a baby outside of one of the rooms. They must always be wheeled around in the hospital-provided bassinet.
- When a nurse brings your kid back from a checkup or his (cough) circumcision, they get real serious and say "Sir, please read me your ID number". I appreciate the double-checking, but I think we got sent home with wrong kid. This one looks like he's Caucasian.
- You have to count all feedings and diapers on a special chart. A general rule of thumb is 1 diaper the first day, 2 the second, and so on. Since Sam made 8 special treats for Mom and Dad yesterday, I think we are doing ok on this rule. :)
March 05, 2005
A New Sheriff...
Here he is! Click on the picture for the rest of the set.
February 26, 2005
Prego Pics
Becky's friend Yetta came over Thursday and took some pics. She is a great amatuer photographer and a hell of a high school math teacher (or so I'm told). This picture is my favorite.
We're about a week away now.